Khangaroos in old Blighty! . . . (#MongolRally)
Since Peter and David Baker (Khangaroos – the other, more organised, less good looking, Tweed Heads Mongol Rally team) left for old Blighty a couple of days ago, the only contact we have had from the lads is via a Facebook status update:
‘London. The women are ugly and it smells like piss. At least they have good pubs.’ – Peter Baker
This could mean any of the below:
- He has a new job as a travel writer and this is the review he hopes will launch his career?
- He has had a few too many Fosters and confused his brother David for one of the local ladies?
- He is still in Australia, and possibly locked in the women’s toilet at a local bowls club?
- They have in fact arrived safely in London, and Baker is still as much of a clown as when he left!
Regardless of the details, we’re just glad they let you into the country. Thanks for doing the groundwork, helps to know what we’re in for.
15 days to go.
Shim Shim Sharoo (not sure if this means ‘Hello’ or ‘Goodbye’ in British?)